So the man who is SO good with numbers missed a very important FRACTION:
As of today I have lost 18 pounds which makes me 1/5 lighter (of my goal weight) than when I started. Hello, ONE OUTTA FIVE. That's pretty freaking awesome!!!
That's like dropping a Jackson! I don't mean Janet, I mean a $20 bill baby.
It's like one of your fingers on a hand. Maybe we'll call this one the Middle Finger! Take That!
Or most importantly, it's a FIFTH. I don't mean like the Germans, I mean like the British and Russians. Honey, forget Beethoven, think Gin or Vodka. Hello world.....