Sunday, October 31, 2010

Whoooooaaaa WOW

So the man who is SO good with numbers missed a very important FRACTION:

As of today I have lost 18 pounds which makes me 1/5 lighter (of my goal weight) than when I started.  Hello, ONE OUTTA FIVE.  That's pretty freaking awesome!!!


That's like dropping a Jackson!  I don't mean Janet, I mean a $20 bill baby. 

It's like one of your fingers on a hand.  Maybe we'll call this one the Middle Finger!  Take That!

Or most importantly, it's a FIFTH.  I don't mean like the Germans, I mean like the British and Russians.  Honey, forget Beethoven, think Gin or Vodka.  Hello world.....


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